~HEROES~
Amanda- Oh my god. a TRUE Survivor is gracing our screens once again <3333. From the moment I saw her cast pic in China with her hair blowing in the wind, I knew that this was a goddess worth keeping track of. After she was R O B B E D of a win, she was rightfully asked back like 2 months later to play in Fans vs. Faves. Her ugly duckling step-sister, Parvati, was allegedly the "mastermind" this season although true fans assert that Amanda was actually even BETTER in Micronesia than she was in China, once again finding an idol and successfully using it to oust that hag Alexis. Even though Amanda was robbed once again (fuck you Eliza, jealous shrew), I'm glad that she found true love in Ozzy and once again received no votes against her in the game (because we know the F6 votes don't count since she played her idol <3333).
Rupert- The most interesting thing he ever did was build that retarded shelter in All Stars. lol so hard at all the fans making Jerri the villain STILL in that situation <3333.
Sugar- Fuck this bitch. Definitely on the WRONG tribe, but she shouldn't even be in the game over a true Olympic heroine and role model, Crystal Cox.
Colby- Although robbed in Australia because the feminist jury wanted a woman winner, I have no opinion of Colby and will remain that way unless he spoons with Amanda or something.
Cirie- Fat cow. So not worth my time and another example of pathetic Amandealousy. Lol seriously, go and lose for the third time bitch. Amanda will be laughing all the way to the bank as she once AGAIN picks up a pay check greater than yours <333.
James- Unless he aligns with Amanda he is completely useless to me. Although I'm hoping for another delicious apple quote ^_^
Candice- lmao at her being a "hero". Truly one of the most villainous glam goddesses to ever play the game and even though she tragically stole Becky Lee's spot on this tribe, I'm soooo happy to see her again. She is independent and a Georgetown alumna wihch automatically makes her 10x classier than she already is. Hopefully she doesn't do something silly like bond with Cirie over medical nonsense.
JT- From such an underrated season. I seriously loved almost everybody in Tocantins and JT is no exception. A truly admirable alpha-male and possible bonder with Amanda <3.
Stephenie- Thank goodness this hag is back, but how I WISH she was on the villains tribe because as much as I love seeing her suffer and bask in her tears, I much prefer seeing people I generally dislike be the victims of her lack of luck.
Tom- I liked him in Palau although everyone in that season was so amazing, just like Tocantins. As long as he doesn't fuck with a good girl like Candice or Amanda I'll be fine with his existence.
~VILLAINS~
(as a fan of villains in general I am VERY disappointed in this shitty tribe)
Tyson- meh. Of all the brilliant Tocantins castmembers he is kind of dull due to his robotic nature. Not as bad as some people though lol.
Danielle- OH MY GOD. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? THIS IS T R A G I C. And no I'm not talking about her spot in the cast list, I'm talking about her spot on the VILLAIN tribe. Danielle was seriously a goddess on Exile Island and the only reason I bothered watching that horrid season. If I were on the show I would probably be compared to her because we both would be involved in EVERY major strategic decision (ya that's right, she controlled that shit), we would both be strong in challenges, and we would both be attacked by hideous cretins like Terry and Shane for NO REASON
. And of course we'd both befriend the sweet old asian man. Danielle was such a giving person, from caring for Bruce to stitching up that baby bitch Aras on Day 39 when she could have just left him to die and have herself declared the winner. I could go on and on about why Danielle is such a hero and one of the most memorable Survivors ever, but I digress for now.
Coach- The only other person on this tribe that I have ANY respect for. Coach is another example of a true Survivor and I would love nothing more than to see him help pave the way for an Amanda and/or Danielle victory. He has so much integrity and self worth that it pains me to imagine him ever being voted off again, but sometimes majestic personalities like Coach must be sacrificed for gifts from God (Amanda & Danielle)
Courtney- Oh god. What an overrated skank who stole votes from Amanda. Seriously I probably would like her if people didn't treat her like some deity when people who actually deserve that status get labeled "undeserving" by jealous people (lol at Amanda & Danielle appearing on the show multiple times while y'all are still playing online. Pathetic. Get over it.)
Russell- Yawn. I'm kind of used to the way he talks and I like it when people like him and Cirie lose weight on the island if they really need to so I'll take him for that reason alone.
Sandra- Another overrated hag who I would like if people didn't treat her as somebody she's not. She will do nothing but ride Danielle's coattails, TRUST.
Randy- Jealous of Crystal, therefore pathetic. Next.
Jerri- Australia Jerri was so epic and classy that it pains my heart to look back on All Stars and see that she had like 2 memorable moments. *Rolls eyes* She had better redeem herself.
Rob- So glad he's back, I hope he doesn't have his title stolen from him again like last time & like Amanda and Danielle's tragedies.
Parvati- Ugh. Overrated SKANK with absolutely no knowledge of anything but her rates. Thankfully Amanda will see through her this time and realise that there are true friends out here like Candice, Coach, Danielle, and Stephenie.